How to Have Sex in a Mini
Well, obviously you have to have yourself a Mini. Next on the list would be willing partner and a dark lane. Yes, in that order.
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Very useful and amusing, haha.
this is for the new mini, would never work in an old mini. anyways nice post
My Pacer was nothing like so accommodating.
Is it me, or was this car built with the purpose of getting it on? It all fits so… perfectly.
Clearly you got the order wrong.
1. willing partner
2. dark lane (optional)
3. own a mini (optional)
You can borrow a mini or just break into one on a dark lane. I am a little concerned about step 5. If the lane isn’t flat…
Very creative…I should get a mini.
Not exactly safe hanging around dark lanes. A friend was making out and almost got hijacked, someone pulled a gun on him and tried to steal the pickup he was in (this was at the height of the carjack crisis) so best avoided in SL.
this explains why ZIP Car rents minis by the hour!….
xoxo
Funny. I like the crash-test dummies as visuals.
Got a tutorial for a Ford Aspire? I’m having difficulty. It doesn’t help that the car isn’t sexy.
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i like step 10
makes sense
razor #2, it may not have worked exactly like that in an old mini but it was certainly possible.
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Step 11. Call Chiropractor.
Unfortunately for lots of people, the best dark lanes are the ones we live on…
Yeah, if you used your own dark lane, your husband might see you from the window…
The diagrams are very helpful indeed.
I should try that sometime..
But first let me get myself a mini. lol
If you try that in a dark lane in colombo these days you will be questioned by cops under suspicion
David
tks for the material 
Posted this on AutoLanka.com and the guys are having a good laugh there too
I’m thinking whether MINI Cooper themselves made this stuff out. Guerrilla advertising
BTW guys if you have a classic mini don’t be too excited as the seat back wont go down! Any ideas
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hehe
Tried to apply this to a Classic Mini, didn’t work out so well. Finally decide to break in i a huge uggly 4×4 thing that was parked nearby.
check this one :
http://web.mac.com/bardunen/iWeb/Ydrolina/15.html
(sex in a classic mini)
ahahah….exactly what’s needed. a blueprint. no more fumbling and sitting on the horn
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Getting a new 2010 MINI Clubman this weekend, woohoo! More space than my current standard MINI means four people in the car exploring the various footholds than just the displayed 2 dummies. Comes with heated front seats which are ideal in these…ahem…types of activities!
Wow.
i like it alot but me and my guy perfer a comfortable bed. well the first place i had it was the bathroom showers at a campground somewhere in Maine. And i am from Massachusetts. i am also lookin for a new boy to make my bed rock
Sex is my life. I love this method, ive tried many because ive had sex a million times. boys rock my bed at night and i love having it for long hours.go sex and i need a new sex partner:)
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man, this shit doesnt look so spacious but well, it can work, i guess
ha, i like this
i would hate sex in a moris
Shouldn’t you also lose a few K’s before trying this?
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Fucking is a good business. Thanks for the tips