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How to Have Sex in a Mini

Well, obviously you have to have yourself a Mini. Next on the list would be willing partner and a dark lane. Yes, in that order.

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March 28, 2008 - Posted by David Blacker | Women, cars | , , | 29 Comments

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  1. Very useful and amusing, haha.

    Comment by hnsdiv | March 29, 2008

  2. this is for the new mini, would never work in an old mini. anyways nice post

    Comment by razor | March 29, 2008

  3. My Pacer was nothing like so accommodating.

    Comment by b_ | March 29, 2008

  4. Is it me, or was this car built with the purpose of getting it on? It all fits so… perfectly.

    Comment by invasiveinfection | March 29, 2008

  5. Clearly you got the order wrong.

    1. willing partner
    2. dark lane (optional)
    3. own a mini (optional)

    You can borrow a mini or just break into one on a dark lane. I am a little concerned about step 5. If the lane isn’t flat…

    Comment by びっくり | March 29, 2008

  6. Very creative…I should get a mini.

    Comment by oftherock | March 29, 2008

  7. Not exactly safe hanging around dark lanes. A friend was making out and almost got hijacked, someone pulled a gun on him and tried to steal the pickup he was in (this was at the height of the carjack crisis) so best avoided in SL.

    Comment by Jack Point | March 29, 2008

  8. this explains why ZIP Car rents minis by the hour!….
    xoxo

    Comment by suicide_blond | March 30, 2008

  9. Funny. I like the crash-test dummies as visuals.

    Comment by Christine | March 30, 2008

  10. Got a tutorial for a Ford Aspire? I’m having difficulty. It doesn’t help that the car isn’t sexy.

    Comment by zxvasdf | March 30, 2008

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  12. i like step 10

    Comment by hiper84 | March 30, 2008

  13. makes sense

    Comment by A.Ho | March 30, 2008

  14. razor #2, it may not have worked exactly like that in an old mini but it was certainly possible.

    Comment by sablonneuse | March 30, 2008

  15. [...] the most comfortable (1950 Dodge 3/4 ton truck with leather bench seat).  We didn’t have <this handy tutorial>, but we [...]

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  16. Step 11. Call Chiropractor.

    Comment by sorrentolens | March 31, 2008

  17. Unfortunately for lots of people, the best dark lanes are the ones we live on…

    Comment by Tanya J. | March 31, 2008

  18. Yeah, if you used your own dark lane, your husband might see you from the window…

    Comment by びっくり | March 31, 2008

  19. The diagrams are very helpful indeed.

    I should try that sometime..

    But first let me get myself a mini. lol

    Comment by Free Video Templates For Youtube | April 1, 2008

  20. If you try that in a dark lane in colombo these days you will be questioned by cops under suspicion :)

    Comment by santhoshi | April 1, 2008

  21. David
    Posted this on AutoLanka.com and the guys are having a good laugh there too :) tks for the material :)

    I’m thinking whether MINI Cooper themselves made this stuff out. Guerrilla advertising :)

    Comment by Ranil | April 2, 2008

  22. BTW guys if you have a classic mini don’t be too excited as the seat back wont go down! Any ideas :)

    Comment by Sanjay | April 4, 2008

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  24. hehe :D

    Comment by Mr. Ilarijs | April 16, 2008

  25. Tried to apply this to a Classic Mini, didn’t work out so well. Finally decide to break in i a huge uggly 4×4 thing that was parked nearby.

    Comment by ydrolina | April 27, 2008

  26. check this one :
    http://web.mac.com/bardunen/iWeb/Ydrolina/15.html
    (sex in a classic mini)

    Comment by kerguelen | June 20, 2008

  27. ahahah….exactly what’s needed. a blueprint. no more fumbling and sitting on the horn ;) !

    Comment by DeeCee | August 3, 2008

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  29. [...] C’est à Melbourne que le concept renait, revisité par la No Vacancy Gallery, en collaboration avec le Smart Center local.  Le principe du Indoor Drive-In : au sein de la galerie, neuf Smart alignées face à un écran. Projection très privée donc, car limitée à 18 personnes. Début des hostilités le 25 mars avec une filmographie pointue : Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill !, Man on Wire, Not Quite Hollywood… Par contre interdiction de manger dans les voitures et, a fortiori, de concevoir de petits Australiens. Tant pis pour les générations futures, de toute façon, cela ne semble déjà pas évident dans une Mini. [...]

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