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Secret Agent Needle Bawa 006.5

I normally can’t be arsed blogging about the idiots I come across daily in the SL blogosphere. But in this case, I think I’ll make an exception, mostly because it’s a sort of public service.

I noticed quite a few bloggers seem to be worried at the Bond-like abilities of Nibras Bawa. He doesn’t seem to have any of Bond’s charms, and only half the wit, but his all-seeing gaze, via the London Met, seems to have scared the crap out of a lot of you.

Well, fear not, Bawa’s just got his bawa in a knot. You see, ol’ RD, being the gentleman that he is, actually mailed Nibbsy from his business mail. And Nibbsy, brainiac that he is googled RD’s office — voila, Bondish, eh? All RD’s info is on his business website. So Nibbsy doesn’t have x-ray vision, or a direct line to Gordon Brown, it seems. Pretty much clear now why he got poor ol’ DeeCee mixed up in this (though she’s not old actually).

Now, NB, pay attention. It’s time you behave. You see, as you yourself pointed out, no one’s really smart enough. And it’s pretty easy to get your phone numbers, fax, home addresses, your mum’s mobile number, your business partners’ and clients’ email addresses, etc. We wouldn’t want Shehla hearing about all this, would we? Also, it’ll be embarrassing if those grovelling ‘brotherly’ mails you sent to RD were to appear all over kottu.

So back the fuck off and we’ll forget about you soon enough. Remember the Maharaja of Sad — no? Neither do we. If not, you just might remember me for all the wrong reasons.

Oh, and btw, do you realize you’re cross-eyed?

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April 8, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , ,

39 Comments »

  1. Aww…poor guy…don’t make fun of his physical disabilities 😀

    Comment by N | April 8, 2009 | Reply

  2. Good work David

    Comment by Kalusudda | April 8, 2009 | Reply

  3. Nibby Exports??? Nibby Exports??????? I might just nibble on his Nibby… hahaha

    You’re a tiny little backstabbing prick Nibras Bawa! Using RD’s personal mail addy against him. You should be ashamed to call yourself a Thomian, you dirty little turd! And to pick on Deec just like that, with no evidence at all… Shows how much you respect women! As a women, I am truly angry at you NB!

    Comment by anon | April 8, 2009 | Reply

  4. take that NB !!! and that !!! and that !!!! 😀 hahahaha 😀

    I love you David Blacker !!! 😀

    Comment by MiddleChild | April 8, 2009 | Reply

  5. Hah ha ha. Strong words, well said. I would hate to be in NB’s shoes right now…

    Comment by Serendib_isle | April 8, 2009 | Reply

  6. LOL DB! priceless…

    Comment by Dee | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  7. Nice post, David, good of you to stand up for RD

    Comment by n# | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  8. Well done David.

    Comment by The-Benevolent-Dictator | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  9. Well said Davy!

    Comment by DD | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  10. I saw RD’s mail to NB and his response – and RD (being RD) didn’t want to expose the boastful Bawa. Now that to me is ‘quality’ – quite unlike the portrayal of a hypocrite that Bawa so successfully puts out there for all to see.

    Nice one David!

    Comment by javajones | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  11. Go David!!!

    Comment by The End | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  12. superb!

    you are my idol. woo!

    Comment by yakayaka | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  13. LOL! Thanks David, This made my day!

    Comment by Tulie | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  14. Very smooth, David! Loved it! =)

    Comment by Sabby | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  15. Hi David and DD,

    What can I say? Thank you for the entertainment. However, yes as you said I have responded, but not with lunatic claims like yours. Anyway, see this here.

    http://nibrasbawa.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-is-me-come-kiss-me.html

    Hope you will have the decency to post this one.

    Thank you for the publicity you are giving me. As I said elsewhere, bad publicity is still publicity and you are only doing me a favour at your expense.

    Your kind generousity is hereby acknowledged with three cheers 🙂 For once you are proving to me that you can be quite creative and imaginative in real life. Here’s to the creative Ad genie.
    Thank you mate. I enjoyed it. You made my day 🙂

    Comment by Nibras Bawa | April 9, 2009 | Reply

    • Hey, Nibby, spoke to a couple of your ol’ Thomian classmates and they explained why you’re so homophobic, and also crosseyed. Apparently both are a result of having to focus on long(ish) objects stuck in your face.

      And btw that pic of you I posted is from the Daily News of 8th Sept 2007, so spare us the bs and the pix of your boyfriend.

      Also, our pal Indi is organizing relief for IDPs up north. Do you think you can supply some sugar and onions and things like that?

      Lol, I’m glad you’re pleased at the publicity your blog’s getting. Our pleasure. It takes a special kinda man to be happy that he’s the village idiot — and Nibby, you know I think you’re very special, just like the special olympics.

      Comment by David Blacker | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  16. […] 9, 2009 at 8:47 am (Uncategorized) Oh God! I just can’t seem to stop laughing. Thank YOU, David Blacker! I was depressed by all the shite flying around but then I opened my computer today to come across […]

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  17. I am your groupie.

    Comment by Natalie | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  18. You’ve stooped to his level by posting this.

    Comment by Meg | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  19. Sometimes, you need to stoop to prey. I’ll be stooping a lot lower if I have to. Unlike, RD, I’m no gentleman 🙂

    Comment by David Blacker | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  20. LMAO! Stooping to his level like Meg said, but dude, this is funny stuff. 😀

    Comment by Makuluwo | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  21. Do not feel bad about all these, just look how I described women closest to me, my ______, my ______ (fill in the blanks) a few moths ago in a blog;
    “20- A typical posh lankan girl’s handbag – A place where you find many brands.. Whisper ultra pads, Panadol, HSBC credit cards, Odel gift vouchers, Nokia phone, I Pod, Bills from Commons & Deli,… and ofcourse PHOTOS of many men…. Most of them do date 2 or more men SIMULTANEOUSLY ;-). Loyalty is an EXPENSIVE COMMODITY within the rich & famous HI SPIRIT society of the land like no other :-)”
    http://bread-crumbz.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-observations-about-sri-lankans.html

    Comment by Nibras Bawa | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  22. Hello David,

    You are being funny here. You are mistaken with this. Well I don’t know whose photo you are posting here, but this is not NB. I know it for sure. NB was my lecturer at ABS during 1997 when he had just started lecturing there. Get your facts correct. Further he was at Nestle Lanka back in the 90’s. He used to reside somewhere in Colpetty. I know this because he used to drop me at Colpetty station road after late night classes in his car. I used to take the 147 bus from there to Wellampitiya. Somewhere near Carnival I think.

    Please don’t make a mockery of yourself if you don’t know him. It doesn’t look good on you. If you seriously want to trace him, go to ABS or Nestle Human Resources department. Go through past staff details. Otherwise just go to these other export onion company places you are referring to and get it confirmed. Findings will be shocking. Its not the guy. I think you have just googled, found some Nibras Bawa (there could hundreds of them like in a telephone directory) and playing with it to say the least.
    If you want to attack him, you do so. But this is some cheap tactics with false info that actually backfires on you when the real people who know him like myself see this. I hope you get my point. From this I can tell you haven’t a clue about this guy. You haven’t met him.
    Well, I am not here to judge what he did to this RD person. Not my business. But fact remains you haven’t quite got him correctly and you are just going on saying things for the sake of it. I saw his reply as well. See his photo there on his blogs. Only you are looking an idiot. Do this otherwise, get some S.Thomas’ OBA Magazines. He used to be there. Then you will know you are sadly mistaken. Go through some Business Today past magazines. If I am not mistaken, he used to appear on those.
    Just an obligation to a nice and nutty lecturer who drove me all nuts back in 1997. Get your facts right David. This is demeaning on your part. You are looking a vegie here whilst calling him one. Same applies to another guy on Koththu (Dhammika Dharmavardena) where I have left the same comment.
    Sorry I don’t have a blogger account. So I am forced to comment as anonymous. But my name is here.

    Thank you.

    Buddhika Fonseka of MAS Intimates

    Comment by Buddhika Fonseka | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  23. Ouchh….. Burnt…. Again…..

    Machang David, Don’t burn your arse like this you bugger. People who know me are slapping you. I am sad when I see you this way. See Machang, this is a small world. Think long term though life is short for you and I. You are going to slap yourself when I see you one day at phoenix boardroom. You are going to look stupid when you see me. Don’t be stupid with idiotic imaginations and assumptions.

    Machang, I couldn’t help you more. Here is a fart. Go chase it. You better have the courtesy to apologize for your silly mockery here.

    Good luck to you.

    (By the way you are just diiging your own grave with these. Comment no 22 was never posted by me. This is the downside of technology. I to can post a similar thing with your name. Don’t forget that if you seriously want me to fuck you. I didnt post that. You know it in your heart. Go to church and may God bless you )

    Comment by N B | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  24. I read the Daily Noise article NB had given the link to in his response to this post and it was so full of consulting jargon a.k.a. bullshit. Knowing how the Daily Noise works, NB himself would have written that MPIOT article and bribed some bugger there to publish it…

    Seriously this is the kind of arrogant shit that needs to be stepped on. Mind you, I wouldn’t usually advocate stepping on shit.

    Comment by The-Benevolent-Dictator | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  25. David this is silly. Go to the mosque in Colpetty and ask for this guy’s family details man. You will remove your pants and run. You are looking stupid with a mistaken photo and identity. I could only feel sorry for you.

    Comment by Ahamed | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  26. Dear Buddhika aka Ahamed aka Nibras, please don’t post under multiple names unless you have a certificate from a psychiatrist claiming that you are indeed schizophrenic.

    The IP number for NB, Buddhika and Ahamed is the same: 123.231.102.12 (http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=123.231.102.12)

    Here are the details for NB:

    OrgName: Asia Pacific Network Information Centre
    OrgID: APNIC
    Address: PO Box 2131
    City: Milton
    StateProv: QLD
    PostalCode: 4064
    Country: AU

    ReferralServer: whois://whois.apnic.net

    NetRange: 123.0.0.0 – 123.255.255.255
    CIDR: 123.0.0.0/8
    NetName: APNIC-123
    NetHandle: NET-123-0-0-0-1
    Parent:
    NetType: Allocated to APNIC
    NameServer: NS1.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS3.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS4.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS.LACNIC.NET
    NameServer: TINNIE.ARIN.NET
    NameServer: NS-SEC.RIPE.NET
    Comment: This IP address range is not registered in the ARIN database.
    Comment: For details, refer to the APNIC Whois Database via
    Comment: WHOIS.APNIC.NET or http://www.apnic.net/apnic-bin/whois2.pl
    Comment: ** IMPORTANT NOTE: APNIC is the Regional Internet Registry
    Comment: for the Asia Pacific region. APNIC does not operate networks
    Comment: using this IP address range and is not able to investigate
    Comment: spam or abuse reports relating to these addresses. For more
    Comment: help, refer to http://www.apnic.net/info/faq/abuse
    RegDate: 2006-01-06
    Updated: 2006-01-10

    OrgTechHandle: AWC12-ARIN
    OrgTechName: APNIC Whois Contact
    OrgTechPhone: +61 7 3858 3188
    OrgTechEmail: search-apnic-not-arin@apnic.net

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2009-04-09 19:10
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN’s WHOIS database.

    Buddhika Fonseka:

    OrgName: Asia Pacific Network Information Centre
    OrgID: APNIC
    Address: PO Box 2131
    City: Milton
    StateProv: QLD
    PostalCode: 4064
    Country: AU

    ReferralServer: whois://whois.apnic.net

    NetRange: 123.0.0.0 – 123.255.255.255
    CIDR: 123.0.0.0/8
    NetName: APNIC-123
    NetHandle: NET-123-0-0-0-1
    Parent:
    NetType: Allocated to APNIC
    NameServer: NS1.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS3.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS4.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS.LACNIC.NET
    NameServer: TINNIE.ARIN.NET
    NameServer: NS-SEC.RIPE.NET
    Comment: This IP address range is not registered in the ARIN database.
    Comment: For details, refer to the APNIC Whois Database via
    Comment: WHOIS.APNIC.NET or http://www.apnic.net/apnic-bin/whois2.pl
    Comment: ** IMPORTANT NOTE: APNIC is the Regional Internet Registry
    Comment: for the Asia Pacific region. APNIC does not operate networks
    Comment: using this IP address range and is not able to investigate
    Comment: spam or abuse reports relating to these addresses. For more
    Comment: help, refer to http://www.apnic.net/info/faq/abuse
    RegDate: 2006-01-06
    Updated: 2006-01-10

    OrgTechHandle: AWC12-ARIN
    OrgTechName: APNIC Whois Contact
    OrgTechPhone: +61 7 3858 3188
    OrgTechEmail: search-apnic-not-arin@apnic.net

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2009-04-09 19:10
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN’s WHOIS database.

    And Ahamed:

    OrgName: Asia Pacific Network Information Centre
    OrgID: APNIC
    Address: PO Box 2131
    City: Milton
    StateProv: QLD
    PostalCode: 4064
    Country: AU

    ReferralServer: whois://whois.apnic.net

    NetRange: 123.0.0.0 – 123.255.255.255
    CIDR: 123.0.0.0/8
    NetName: APNIC-123
    NetHandle: NET-123-0-0-0-1
    Parent:
    NetType: Allocated to APNIC
    NameServer: NS1.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS3.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS4.APNIC.NET
    NameServer: NS.LACNIC.NET
    NameServer: TINNIE.ARIN.NET
    NameServer: NS-SEC.RIPE.NET
    Comment: This IP address range is not registered in the ARIN database.
    Comment: For details, refer to the APNIC Whois Database via
    Comment: WHOIS.APNIC.NET or http://www.apnic.net/apnic-bin/whois2.pl
    Comment: ** IMPORTANT NOTE: APNIC is the Regional Internet Registry
    Comment: for the Asia Pacific region. APNIC does not operate networks
    Comment: using this IP address range and is not able to investigate
    Comment: spam or abuse reports relating to these addresses. For more
    Comment: help, refer to http://www.apnic.net/info/faq/abuse
    RegDate: 2006-01-06
    Updated: 2006-01-10

    OrgTechHandle: AWC12-ARIN
    OrgTechName: APNIC Whois Contact
    OrgTechPhone: +61 7 3858 3188
    OrgTechEmail: search-apnic-not-arin@apnic.net

    # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2009-04-09 19:10
    # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN’s WHOIS database.

    NB, please don’t think we are as idiotic as you are. Dickhead, do you actually think that a bugger who doesn’t even have the intelligence to know that IP numbers can be compared, could actually lecture on anything, never mind trace RD’s details? Cowdung-for-brains, you couldn’t find your backside with a GPS and a sniffer dog.

    Further, I have checked with Radhika at Lake House, and she confirms that the pic I have posted was supplied by a one Nibras Bawa, as was the text. They themselves have no confirmation of whether Intimex Consultants even exists. The company has no website either. So what exactly are you CEO of, Nibby? And where do you lecture — St John’s fish market?

    Please keep it up. I haven’t had this much fun since I met Sittingnut on Moju.

    Oh yes, and I look forward to seeing you at the Phoenix boardroom (if you can find it). Please wax your buttocks and bring lots of vaselin.

    Finally, if that other Bawa isn’t the real Bawa, maybe it’s just another Bawa. You said there were a few of you, no? So will the real Nibby Bawa please fuck off, please fuck off, please fuck off?

    Comment by David Blacker | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  27. I am letting NB’s posts under the names of Buddhika & Ahamed remain ‘cos it’s just funny. The bugger can’t even disguise his writing style. It seems most of the positive comments on his own blog are also written by NB. However, Nibby,if you continue to let your multiple personalities loose, they will be treated as spam and deleted.

    Comment by David Blacker | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  28. This is interesting news, if the address is right, it is in SL! (Did I dream, I am in Shanghai?) and it is an office subnet, unless dialog maps 8 IPs per block. If RD got the same IP in his logs, send an abuse report to Dialog! Email Address are blocked but they are easy to get from Dialog.lk
    Anyone can find out who had this address at given time.
    IP address: 123.231.102.12
    Reverse DNS: [No reverse DNS entry per ns0.dialogbb.net.]
    Reverse DNS authenticity: [Unknown]
    ASN: 18001
    ASN Name: DIALOG-AS (DIALOG TELEKOM PLC)
    IP range connectivity: 8
    Registrar (per ASN): APNIC
    Country (per IP registrar): LK [Sri Lanka]
    Country Currency: Unknown
    Country IP Range: 123.231.0.0 to 123.231.127.255
    Country fraud profile: Normal
    City (per outside source): Unknown
    Country (per outside source): LK [Sri Lanka]
    Private (internal) IP? No
    IP address registrar: whois.arin.net
    Known Proxy? No
    Link for WHOIS: 123.231.102.12

    % [whois.apnic.net node-2]
    % Whois data copyright terms http://www.apnic.net/db/dbcopyright.html

    inetnum: 123.231.96.0 – 123.231.111.255
    netname: DNET-DYNAMIC-DBN
    descr: Dialog Telekom – Broadband Internet
    country: LK
    admin-c: DA25-AP
    tech-c: TA13-AP
    status: ASSIGNED NON-PORTABLE
    mnt-by: MAINT-LK-MTTADMIN
    changed: ****************@dialog.lk 20090320
    source: APNIC

    person: Database Administrator
    nic-hdl: DA25-AP
    e-mail: **************@dialog.lk
    address: Internet Services
    address: Dialog Broadband Networks (Pvt) Ltd
    address: No. 57,
    address: Dharmapala Mawatha,
    address: Colombo 03
    phone: +94-11-7100700
    fax-no: +94-11-7100703
    country: LK
    changed: ****************@dialog.lk 20090408
    mnt-by: MAINT-LK-MTTADMIN
    remarks: ———————————–
    remarks: Send abuse reports to
    remarks: *************@dialog.lk
    remarks: ————————————
    source: APNIC

    person: Technical Administrator
    nic-hdl: TA13-AP
    e-mail: **************@dialog.lk
    address: Internet Services
    address: Dialog Broadband Networks (Pvt) Ltd
    address: No. 57
    address: Dharmapala Mawatha,
    address: Colombo 03
    phone: +94-11-7100700
    fax-no: +94-11-7100703
    country: LK
    changed: ****************@dialog.lk 20090408
    mnt-by: MAINT-LK-MTTADMIN
    remarks: ———————————–
    remarks: Send abuse reports to
    remarks: *************@dialog.lk
    remarks: ————————————
    source: APNIC

    Comment by Nibras in Germany | April 11, 2009 | Reply

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  30. I guess someone IS dreaming. Why would I report abuse, NB? You’re just an entertaining fool. If RD wants to report it, that’s upto him.

    Whether you’re in Colombo, Shanghai, or Timbuktu matters little to me, NB. I guess you go where the onions are good. However, my warning about posting under the names of your imaginary friends (see above) remains.

    Comment by David Blacker | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  31. This whole thing is funny to watch. See his latest replies and your claims. Well, I am just going to use my common sense here 🙂

    Comment by MM | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  32. David, This is Nibras in Germany, nothing to do with nincompoop bawa. The analysis of IP address is to show this moron is in Sri Lanka, not Shanghai as he claims. I am waiting for the moron to track me down like he did DeeCee! 🙂 (if you want you can delete this comment)

    Comment by Nibras in Germany | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  33. i was just about to say that his writing is so easy to figure out. No ip needed really..

    Comment by dee | April 12, 2009 | Reply

  34. oh wow. this is getting really creepy.

    Comment by nefarious | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  35. “Bad publicity is still publicity” : How predictably tasteless.

    Comment by Electra | May 1, 2009 | Reply

  36. Oh maaan… this is some funny shit! I’ve totally enjoyed this post and your comments David, although I’m not sure what this is all about. You’re hilarious – the poor bastard! lol!

    Comment by Dilruha | May 11, 2009 | Reply

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  38. Hay there is no such person as shehela he copies the photo of Ms.Kanwal Hismat Malik,the young entrepreneur from karachi the owner of KHM (http://images.google.lk/images?gbv=2&hl=en&ei=T0BlStrwEIXmM7H0zJcB&sa=X&oi=spell_reissue&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=kanwal+hashmat+malik&spell=1).He is a bloody phyco who at one time claimed he was happily married and had all the luxuries in his life but sadly for him one lady found out everything about him and disclosed to his previous employer,sad to say the brainless bawa treatened her and dis so nasty stuff butt to finally end him up in Mt.Lavinia POlice jail from Friday to Monday which led him to Mt. Lavinia Courts.The worst part of it was that he was sacked from the post of CEO form his Employer R & J Apparels (Pvt) Ltd Rathmala.If any one needs cross checking you may contack Abdul Jameel on 2625519 – 20 for a good recommendation about Nasty Bawa.Seriously he is a shame for his family and i don’t want to waste further time commenting about a cow like him all i got to say is beware of him coz he is a phyco up to no good.BTW he has no such company.

    Shanu

    Comment by Shanu | July 21, 2009 | Reply


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