The Bla’gaard

History
The Bla’gaard (local bastardisation of ‘black guard’ — example: “I bla’gaarded the bugger”) was invented by my goodself out of necessity (it was Poya, it was the only booze available, and I couldn’t be arsed to go out and get tonic). It has been tried and declared “bloody good” by all my friends.

Ingredients
50ml Rockland Dry Gin
50ml Guava Juice
Ice
Soda
Lime

Method
Take a glass (doesn’t matter what it looks like, as long as it can hold 200ml, who gives a shit), and add 3-4 roughly broken chunks of ice (no cubes please). Drop in two thick wedges of lime. Pour gin. Add guava juice. Top up with soda. Stir well. Cheers.Repeat until desired result is achieved.

PS: For a slightly sweeter (Baby Bla’gaard) version, use Sprite instead of soda. For a slightly bitter (Damn Bla’gaard) version, use tonic instead of soda.